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CONTENTS

Rescue of Abu Hamid—Serial 22725 ЖЕ 125
Her Senior's Valentine SAR Же Lone 128
The Conquering of eBtty .... LN 252; 131
Oh, For an Inspiration ..... A et Te 135
Editorial .... SUUM TI D e Mo 136
Happenings br s TN. 20 138
Literary Notes лаб Ses б езбе 139
School News det та ET M 141
Athletics .... Me TE JUS Neate 145
Social ЕЕ Au ny atte ies 148
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The Rescue of Abu Hamid

A Three Months Serial.
(AT THE OASIS OF KIBAN.)

LL night the good steed was urged to his best pace, and the
` good creature was holding out well, when the first signs of
coming day at last appeared. The stars and moon began to
wane, and Nature withdrew the veil of night as swiftly аз

she had let it fall upon the previous evening, the eastern skv

became tinted with long streaks of crimson, the crimson
quickly faded into gray, and almost immediately the sun leapt above the
horizon and found Abu Hamid and his lady love lost in the desert with a
horse that must soon show signs of growing tired.

Тре terrible heat of the African day, adding to his fatigue, began to aí-
lect the horse almost immediately and struck terror to the hearts of the fugi-
tives as they thought what must befall the lone traveler who loses his horse.
Accordingly they dismounted and led the steed (hoping thereby to relieve
him), and at the same time scanning all the surounding country in the hope
of catching sight of a caravan or a nomad camp. But after walking a great
distance without seeing a single sign of life, they agreed that alternately one
should ride while the other walked and led the horse. Nevertheless, the poor
animal continued to weaken from thirst and from the heat that seemed to
radiate from the sand, and at last he sank down never to rise again. The
two unfortunates whom he had borne thus far, despairingly plodded on—they
knew not where.

Abu took a leathern water flask from his girdle and pressed it to the lips
of his companion and then to his own. The little of the precious liquid which
they dared to take seemed to give them new strength and enabled them Чо -
plod wearily on a few more miles farther; and then the same weakness began
to come over them once more. Тһе woman looked with sorrowful eyes at
her lover and said: "Oh! are we to perish on the burning sands! Then what
doth it profit us that we have escaped the sword of Lamore?" But no sooner

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had the words left her lips than Abu exclaimed: "Now glory be to Allah!
the oasis of Kiban!" and turning to her left the woman saw in the distance a
cluster of tall green palm trees, in the midst of which stood a great stone and
Бу this stone Abu knew what oasis this was.

The two were almost ready to swoon from the heat when the oasis was
sighted. They managed to stagger the rest of the distance to the base of tha:
great stone, where a spring of cold water, clear as crystal, gushed forth, and
falling on their faces, drank deeply of that which beyond all doubt saved their
lives. Then, they dipped up some of the water and bathed their tortured
brows. They then sat down to rest in the cool shade of the oasis, and were
soon sufficiently refreshed to look around and examine the place where they
would probably have to make their home for sometime.

'The giant trees that towered above them were of two kinds, most of them
were palms, but a few were cocoanut trees. The oasis stretched about five
hundred paces on all sides, and was covered by a bluish-green grass very
short and tough. In the entire tract there was not a sign of animal life to be
seen; по birds sang among the branches; no monkeys chattered and fussed in
the cocoanut trees; no beady-eyed boa constrictor drew his shining body
noiselessly along through the grass; and from behind that enormous stone,
no lion stepped to dispute the right of way with the new comers, but all ap-
peared to be a lovely solitude intended for use only by travelers, a bit of Para-
dise transported to the desert.

The small remaining portion of the day was spent in gathering fuel with
which to keep a fire lighted during the night. The two took turns, one watch-
ing, while the other slept, as they did not think it wise that both should sleep
at the same time in a strange place, and exposed to unknown dangers.

When day again returned, the lovers ate a breakfast of cocoanut and of
wild berries and grapes, varieties of which grew thickly in one part of the
oasis. Lunch over, the thoughts and conversation of the two naturally turned
to their recent calamity, concerning which Abu could never think or speak
without exhibiting the most passionate hatred for the conquerors of his peo-
ple, the blame for which he laid at the door of all Christendom. Abu's lady
love, although sharing her companion's feelings, soon tired of the unpleasant
topic and sought to change it temporarily. "Abu, can'st thou say how this
mighty stone happens to lie here in the desert when there is none other so
large as a man's fist within a thousand miles of this place?" she asked, when

a pause in the conversation afforded her the opportunity.

“This stone hath indeed a strange history, my love," returned Abu, ар-

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parently glad to talk of something else. "Long years ago, one of our ances-
tors was lost in the desert in a manner similar to you and me. All day he
rode trying to discover his whereabouts and night found him still in ignorance.
The moon flooded the desert with her golden beams, the jewel-like stars burst
forth and studded the deep blue canopy of Allah. Overjoyed with the beauty
of the scene, he broke forth in a song of praise, when suddenly a bright light
fell all around him, the orbs of heaven were eclipsed by its brilliance, and the
earth was rendered almost as bright as day. Casting his eyes up to heaven,
. he beheld a flaming wonder darting overhead from the east to the west, оп,
on it passed with a hollow roar, and fell in the desert with a jolt that jarred
the earth! All night it continued to buzz and shoot forth blue and red flames,
and when day at last appeared it had nearly burned itself out. Our ancestor
approached the place, and found it to be an enormous stone in which appeared
to be many strange substances, and at its base the earth had been split and a
tiny stream was gushing forth. Many a moon hath waxed and waned be-
twixt that time and this, but the stone hath continued to lie there and the
stream continued to gush forth. The tiny spring watered the earth about it,
and finally plants began to spring up, great palms and mighty cocoanut trees
shot up into the desert air, and so was made the oasis of Kiban.”

(To be continued.)

ROBERT HARDON.

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That Arthur Hill game Friday Night

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Her Senior’s Valentine

»ND the Senior receiving the greatest number of valentines will be
pronounced the most popular girl in the clas of 19—," With these

words the President of Bambaree Hall descended from the platform
and in a few minutes the many chattering girls filled the great halls of the
fine old building. But a party of stragglers remained in the chapel.

"Oh, good! Here's my chance to show that Elise Walker is the most pop
ular Senior, Jessie,” said the bright-eyed Freshman, Florence Blake.

“Why, Florie,” responded Jessie Alton, a tall, dark girl" you haven't
ever had any right to say that Elise is more popular than any other girl. It’s
merely because you have a ‘crush’ on her. Now, for my part, I am positively
sure that Bernice Sanders has just exactly as good a chance as Elise, although
I do like her best,—next to Bernice. | am going to send every one of my
valentines to her, and I do hope she'll get И. Bernice is a perfect dear!"

"Well, Jessie Alton! Don’t ever talk about ‘crushes,’ for if anyone ever
had a ‘crush,’ you have on Bernice!” retorted Florence, sharply. “By the
way, how many can we send? Ten? Oh, how nice, that counts just ten more
for Elise. Well, good night, honey, I’m going off and make my valentines.
See you in the morning,” and off she ran to her room.

It was after midnight. The great clock in the hall had just chimed a
silvery half hour. Florence sat at the desk in her college room, working hard
over several daintily-colored papers with hearts, cupids, arrows, and the usual
valentine symbols strewn about.

"Dear one, be so very kind,
Give me just one little sign

Telling you're my Valentine."
Florence sighed. "Well, there's nine done. Now just one more rhyme."

"Your lips are like roses,
Your eyes are gems fine;

Dut what matters all this,
You're my Valentine!”

"Oh, mercy!” she went on, "what a job done. But then, it's for a good
cause; it will help Elise." Апа starting up with her precious valentines,
she made for the room in which the great valentine box stood. But she was
not alone on her way, for as she passed a room down the hall, another kimona-

clad figure entered the still hall. Florence was bereft of any idea of what her

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next act should be, for she knew that no one was to be awake at that hour,
but her fears were uncalled for, because the other girl was none other than
Jessie herself; she, too, held a pack of envelopes in her arms, and started for
the valentine room.

Now, to be roaming about after midnight was a grave disobedience, but
for a Freshman to go into the Theniam sorority rooms without a Theniam
chaperone was a far greater wrong,—in the eyes of a Theniam. But, never-
theless, Jessie tip-toed silently for the forbidden parlor and started to empty
her arms, when Florence followed her and announced her presence.

They both laughed quietly over the co-incidence when they were sud-
denly startled by the footsteps of a third person coming down the hall.

"Oh, Florie, we have to hide now, or if we get caught, well—you know

the consequences," whispered Jessie in an almost tragic tone of voice.

“АП right, behind the sofa," responded Florence, and both ran to hide
behind it.

In the light of the still-glowing fire, the two girls could very easily see
all that was about to go on.

They had just made themselves safe and the third person entered. They
both started up noiselessly but with wonder, for the girl was no one less than
Elise, Florence's own Elise. The large box in her arms refused to go through
the opening in the valentine box, so she laid it on top, address downward.

"Oh," breathed Florence, peacefully, after Elise had gone back as quietly
as she had come, "I'm just awfully anxious to see who that's for. I’m most
sure it's for me, because I know she likes me; she said 50. I simply have to
take a little peep," and she went up and turned the package over, reading:

"Miss Elise Walker,
Bambaree Hall."

Florence started back suddenly. Зо that was the kind of a girl Elise was.
So ambitious to be ahead of her classmates that she would do a little under-
hand thing like that.

“Jess, dear, come here. Just look what Elise has done. Oh, I’m so
sorry, I liked her so well, but I know, I know that I can never like her again,"
and Florence sat back on the sofa. Jessie read the inscription, looked at
Florence, then at the box, and said:

"Never mind, Florie, that is too bad. Really, | never thought Elise would
do that. Hadn't we better go back?"

The two friends started back; but, before she left, florence gathered up

her valentines in her arms, and hurried on to join her friend. On reaching

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her room she put the envelopes in her desk and retired for the night. She
climbed into bed a little sadly, but soon was far off in Dreamland with Elise
and the valentines.

The next evening, February 14, the college girls assembled in the par-
lor to distribute the valentines. Florence watched Elise receive many val-
entines, and then, finally, one of the monitors came to the valentine box Elise
had sent and proceeded to deliver it to her. Florence watched her curiously
now, as Elise scrutinized the box, when to the younger gorl’s great astonish-
ment, laughed and cried, “Well, isn't that the greatest! I must have been so
tired and rattled when І addressed this last night, that I addressed it to my-
self instead of Florence Blake, whom it was meant for. There, Florie, is
something for you, dear.”

Florence took the box, thanked Elise for it and excused herself. She
then ran up to her room, took the ten envelopes from their hiding place in the
desk and rushed back down, placing them in her Senior’s lap.

“And some for you, too,” said Florence quietly.

When the returns came in, the result was that Elise and Bernice were
declared the winners, much to the great joy of Florence and Jessie.

That night, after all was quiet, Florence confided to Jessie, “I really
didn't think Elise was capable of doing that. It is too far above her. I guess
that's why I didn’t tear the valentines up, or give them to anyone else, and it
makes me glad that each of them won, because neither of us have to be sorry."

"Yes," agreed Jessie, "this has surely been a fine February 14th."

M. W. H. 16.

The team needs your support
Friday night. Come early and
bring a strong pair of lungs.

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т ити

The Conquering of Betty

ЕТТУ is such a queer little thing," objected Beatrice.
And she wears such an ugly old gym. suit," said Clara disdain-
fully.
* And she fixes her hair in those funny little pig-tails," said Julia, giggling.
"But she can play basketball, and we need her on the team," declared
Edith. *Our class won't win the athletic championship if we don't get the
basketball pennant from the Juniors. Besides, you can't put her off the team
now. The committee put her on, and on she stays—unless one of the subs
works up to her place, and that is just as likely as that I shall take a trip to
the south pole this summer."

“Well, I don't see why one of our crowd couldn't have made the team
instead of Betty. She is so odd, and she dresses in the most outlandish fas-
hion! Why, she looks like her own grandmother."

The girls laughed at Clara's comment, but stopped suddenly as a slight!
sound behind them made them turn. А girl in a shabby gymnasium suit,
her hair in little braids tied with red ribbon, was disappearing through a door
a few yards away. The quartet looked at one another in dismay.

"Oh, do you suppose she heard?" asked Clara, anxiously. "I wouldn't
want to hurt her feelings.

^] guess she was too far away," answered Julia, comfortably leaning back
against the gymnasium mattresses on which the girl's were sitting. "She
was probably coming to practice and forgot something and had to go back
for it." .

But Betty had heard, and as she sped through the corridor to her own
room her hands were clenched and her eyes blazed with an angry light. So
that was what they thought of her! "A queer little thing—dressed like her
own grandmother!" She threw herself on the bed and pressed both hands
over her ears, as if to shut out the hateful words.

"I'm just as good as they are," she exclaimed. “Ги ahead of all of them
in classes, and their money doesn't make them any better than I am. I won't
stay on the team. They can win their old’ pennant themselves. Oh dear;
oh dear! why did I ever come to this school?”

She lay on her bed, at first tense with anger, then shaking from head to
foot. In one way her life had been a lonely one, brought up as she had been
by a brilliant father whose absorption in his scientific work had given him
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around her. Around her father's associates her quick mind and alert brain
had won her many friends, but with girls of her own age she was shy and
constrained. In the long months she had spent at Hosmer Hall the other
students, absorbed in their own affairs, had taken no trouble to.find out what
lay behind that shy exterior. То do them justice, none of them realized that
Betty was longing with all her heart to join in their school life, to drop casu-
ally into their rooms and to have them greet her in the gay, careless fashion
they used toward one another. T

A sudden determination made her spring from the bed and stand for a.
moment in thought. Then, with a quick nod of her head and a look of tri-
umph on her face, she started once more for the gymnasium. Her mind was
made up. She would be revenged on those girls for their unkind words, and:
she would make them sorry they had criticized her. Her plan was simple
enough. She would stay on the basketball team and work apparently with
as much enthusiasm as any of the girls. Then on the day of the game she
would play as poorly as she could without arousing suspicion and would do
all in her power to make her team lose. What did she care for victory? The
class had ignored her and she would make them pay for it. The basketball
pennant should go to another class and after it was all over, the girls should
know why they had lost it and that they were responsible for their defeat.
Then she would leave Hosmer Hall and never, never come back, she told her-
self, angrily.

When Betty reached the gym. a dozen girls were there laughing and
chattering in the gay fashion that always made her feel more lonely and
friendless. One or two nodded to her as she picked up a ball and began to
practice throwing the basket, but the majority of them kept up the discussion
of some class affair,

When the practice began, Betty was a different girl. Her grace and.
quick eyes and responsive muscles made her stand out from the other players
and caused the coach to look at her approvingly.

"Good work, Betty," more than once had greeted some clever play, but
the girl's hurt heart did not warm to the words of praise, but rejoiced in the
thoughts of her revenge. In the weeks that followed, Betty's whole world .
was filled with basketball and as her playing improved daily, the other girls.
found a feeling of admiration replacing their former attitude toward her.

"Betty, you're a wonder," cried Beatrice one day after practice. You
beat us all; I believe you could win the Junior game all by yourself" But
Betty made no reply.

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The day and hour of the Sophomore-Junior basketball game arrived and
found the opposing teams ready. Upon the result of this game depended the
winning of the athletic championship of the school. From the balcony Betty
was pointed out as the best player on the field.

“The Juniors can't posibly win with Betty on our side," said a Sopho-
more. When the game started, all was silence except by the quick feetfalls
of the players, the pat of the ball on the floor, the shrill sound of the whistle
and the ringing cheers.

At first the Sophomores were confident of victory, but something hap-
pened, their star player had failed again and again while the Juniors were
scoring successfully.’ The girls, save one, could not understand and the
Sophomore coach groaned as she sighed to herself, "What's the matter with
Betty? I never saw her play like that before."

Indeed, she had never played like that. The girl on whom all depended
was helping the opposite side to win, but none knew the reason. Нег at-
tempts at a basket were pitifully weak, and time after time allowed the Juniors
to make a goal.

At the end of the first half, the Sophomores heard with sinking hearts,
the score: Juniors 29, Sophomores 8. The distracted coach called her team
around her for advice and encouragement.

"Girls, you must brace пр. The score isn't hopeless; and think what the
championship means to the class! Betty, you must do better work. Bea-
trice, Edith, Clara, Julia, don't expect some other player to win the game, but
remember it depends upon each one of you. It’s for the honor of your class,
girls. То lose is no disgrace, if you fight for victory till the last whistle
sounds, but don't give the game away. Try to win—for the honor of the
class !"

For the honor of the class! The words struck Betty’s heart Suddenly
nothing seemed to matter but to win the game for her class—to redeem her
own honor and the honor of her team. She turned to the girls impulsively
and poured out her words in a choked voice.

"Girls, we can win! Tve been trying to lose the game purposely. Oh,
| know it was wicked and dishonorable but I was hurt and lonely. Гус never
had girl friends—I don't know how to treat them. But, oh! I wanted friends
so badly and I—I heard you say I was a queer little thing and so I took this
way to pay you back. I never expect you to forgive me, but won't you please
forget it, just till the game is over, and help me win—for the honor of the

class?”

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At Betty's last words, a murmur of shame and regret went around the
little group and the girls movéd toward her by one impulse, and Beatrice
cried, "It's for you to forgive us! We've been selfish beasts and I know the
other girls think just as I do. You're as brave as you can be, and whether
we win this game or not, I want you for my friend."

"So do I." assented the others.

"But we will win," cried Betty. "I know we will!”

Just then the summons came for the beginning of the second half. The
Juniors, confident of victory, found themselves opposed at every turn. It
seemed to Betty that a leaden weight had been lifted from her heart and she
successfully made basket after basket. The rest of the team, inspired by her
example, played as they had never played before, and in spite of all the Juniors
could do, the final score was 38 to 31 in favor of the Sophomores.

With a rush the members of the victorious team were caught up on the
shoulders of the other girls and carried triumphantly up and down the gym.
Then someone shouted, “Three cheers for Betty," and the enthusiastic re-
sponse fairly shook the walls. For the first time in all those bitter weeks tears
came into Betty's eyes, but they were tears of joy. By conquering a desire
for revenge she had gained not only victory over herself, but victory for her
team and a permanent place in the hearts of her comrades.

G. LEBO "14.

BASKET BALL

Arthur Hill vs. Saginaw
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 27th, 1914

IN THE GYM 8:00 P. M.

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F. J. SCHMIDT, Jr.

WM. BANDEMER

IRVING LYMAN
Ток BEHSE

Asst. Business Manager

H. PAUL GEISLER, JR. Circulation Manager

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GERALD McCORKLE

ARONLD SCHIRMER ]
EARL RAYMOND

ARTHUR WEADOCK
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Address all letters, stories and other com-
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Oratory and Debate.

As the season for oratory and de-
bating draws near, the Student Lan-
tern, in the interest of the manly art
of word structure and eloquence, in
this number publishes the condi-
tions under which oratory, debate
and declamation are practised in
Saginaw High.

Saginaw High school is a mem-
ber of the Michigan State Orator-
ical Association, and also of the
Peninsular League. The oratorical
contests are open to all members of
the High school who are success-
fully carrying fifteen hours of work.
Orations must not exceed 1,500
words in length, and four typewri-
ten copies, together with outline and
references, must be sent to the
chairman in charge of the contest,
at least fifteen days previous to date
of contest. The contests in declam-
ation are open to all Freshmen and
Sophomores who are successfully

carrying fifteen hours of work.

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Subject of declamation must be
taken from approved list, which is
now in the library for consultation.

The school contest for the Michi-
gan State takes place in the Assem-
Wednesday, March 11.

The winner of the school contest

bly room

goes to the sub-district contest at
St. Louis on April 10. The sub-
district winners go to the district
contest on April ?4, and the dis-
trict winners go to the State con-
test on May 8, 1914.

Тһе Peninsular League, which is
made up of Ann Arbor, Arthur Hill,
За е Creek, Jackson, Kalamazoo,
Muskegon and Saginaw, provides
То be
eligible for the Peninsular, pupils

for contests in oratory only.

must be passing in at least three
subjects. Orations must not exceed
2,000 words in length; four type-
written copies, with outline and ref-
erences, must be sent to the secre-
tary, Mr. E. E. Worth, of Kalama-
200. For the Peninsular, the school
winner of the Michigan State shall
also be eligible, provided he shall
have been eliminated at either the
sub-district ог district contests.
However, if the school winner of
the Michigan State shall survive to
the State contest, he shall be in-
eligible for the Peninsular, as the
final contests in these two leagues
occur on the same night in different

cities and it would be impossible

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ior the same person to represent
Saginaw High at both.

The Class of 1912 has donated a
sum of about $80 to be given in
prizes to the winners of the dec-
lamation and oratory contests in the
school. Тһе same rules apply аз at
the State contest, orations being
judged on thought, composition and
delivery, and thehighest average in
all of these winning first prize.
Declamation contests are open only
to Freshmen and Sophomores and
only declamations an approved list
being allowed. First prize in ora-
tory wins $5.00 and first prize in
declamation $2.50.

To further the cause of public
speaking, especially in the form of
debate, the Student Lantern has de-
cided to print the picture of the de-
bating team that wins the school
championship in debating, together
with the name of the society it rep-
debated.

The Lyceum and Senior Literary

resents and the subject
Societies are now negotiating for a
debate and it is expected that the
winner will challenge the school at
large. Every society should get
into the game. It has been some
time since the championship has
been contested from the Lyceum
and we would like to see a greater
interest in debating on the part of
the school in general.

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Literary Notes.

LYCEUM.

Jan. 16—The program consisted of a debate, “Resolved, That the annex-
ation of Mexico by the United States would be for the best interests of both
countries." Mr. O'Keefe opened for the affirmative, using for his main points
the arguments that Mexico is geographically and commercially a part of the
United States, and that the only way to restore law and order in Mexico was
by annexation. Mr. Cumings followed for the negative and showed that
Mexico was not necessarily a geographical or commercial part of the United
States and that the United States had no moral right to interfere in the busi-
ness of our brother republic. The debate could not be finished at this meet-
ing and had to be left over to next.

Jan. 23—Mr. Cummings finished his speech for the negative side of the
debate and left but little room for the affirmative to squirm through. The
affirmative was then ably debated by Mr. Wilson, of the affirmative. At this
meeting plans were started for the celebration of the 25th anniversary of the
founding of the Lyceum, and a committee consisting of Frank Gorman, chair-
man, Wm. French and Arthur Koehler appointed.

Jan. 30—Election of officers for second semester. President, William
O’Keefe ;Vice-President, Arnold Schirmer; Secretary, W. Е. Whatley; Mar-
shal, Henry Shannon.

The subject of changing the time of Lyceum meetings was discussed bui
after lengthy debate, led by Geisler and Cummings of the affirmative, and
Gorman, Scherping and French on the negative, the motion was defeated.

Feb. t—Meeting was taken up entirely by discussion of parliamentary
laws in general and the legality of the election in particular. In the end, the
legality of the election was upheld. The members were afforded much valua-
ble instruction in the subject of parliamentary law at this meeting.

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AMERICAN LITERARY SOCIETY.

Тап. 16— АЕ this meeting officers for the second semester were elected.
The A. L. S. will be under the following officers during that time: President,

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Nellie Green; Vice-President, Meta Stein ; Secretary, Selma Bandemer: Treas-
urer, Ruth Robertson; Marshal, Margaret Scherping.

Jan. 23—The subject of this meeting was Holland. Miss Margaret
Marxer told of the rural customs of the Netherlands; Miss Bernice Stranahan
spoke on National Characteristics; and Miss Ethel Ryckman's topic was
Queen Wilhelmina.

Jan. 30—Miss Jessie Witherill gave the life and works of the world.
famed Helen Keller,

Гер. 6—At this meeting the A. L. S. enjoyed an excellent musical pro-
gram given by their own members. Miss Helen Frueh rendered an excellent
piano solo, the Misses l'rances Hebert and Nellie Green gave a pleasing duet
on the violin, accompanied by Miss June Spencer, and the Misses Lorraine
Bradt and June Spencer each gave excellent piano solos.

(l)e

THE GIRLS' LYCEUM.

Jan. 16—Program consisted of a debate, “Resolved, That capital punish-
ment should be abolished." Тһе affirmative was upheld by Miss Marion
Hawkins, Miss Amielie Joseph and Miss Nellie Jerome. The negative de-
baters were Miss Gertrude Grandy, Miss Ruth Doersam and Miss Genevieve
FitzGerald. Тһе debate lasted through this meeting and also the next, the
result being in favor of the affirmative, 11 to 6.

Jan. 30— The play, “Ingomar,” was given in five parts, Part І by Miss
Margaret Hemmelein, Part II by Miss Nina Cosendai, Part ПІ by Miss
Gladys Burroughs, Part IV by Miss Cecile Burroughs, and Part V by Miss
Ethel Covey.

Feb. 6—The following officers for the second semester were elected:
President, Miss Marion Hawkins; Vice-President, Miss Clare Otto: Secretary-
Treasurer, Miss Hester Schaberg; Marshal, Miss Martha Adomeit.

What chance has Arthur Hill ?

None, if you're at the Gym Friday night to cheer
for Saginaw.

BE THERE

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БЕН, МЕ 05

Тап. 14—In chapel this morning Prof. Е. C. Miller gave the story of Beo:

wulf, or the Lincoln of the Norsemen. Аза thrilling story-teller, elaborate
elocutionist, and contortionist extraordinary, the professor surely took the

laurels.
Jan. 15—The “Aurora” Board is announced:

Editor-in-Chief—Earl Raymond.

Assistant—Emil Krieg.

Literary—Martha Adomeit.

Business Manager—Jay Lenick.

Advertising Manager—Don Hanaford.

Assistant Advertising—G. I. Lyman, Arthur Koehler, Paul Geisler, Don
Wilson, Howard Patterson, Saul Kanter.

Social—Elsa Harris. f

Prophet—Charles Cummings.

Class Will—-William O'Keefe.

Chronicle—Gilbert Brooks.

Class Song—Lorraine Bradt, Beatrice Warner.

Historian—Nellie Green.

Novelist—Emil Krieg.

Class Poet—Robert Hardon.

Essayist—Martha Adomeit.

Music—John Hall.

German—Elsa Werner.

Latin—Franklin Bromm.

French—Marion Hawkins.

Athletics—Frank Gorman.

English—-Clara Otto. i

Photographer—Lionel Merrill.

Name Committee—W. M. Scherping, chairman, Lynd Walkling, Walter
Gross, Florence Driggs, Ruth McClelland, Mildred Packard, Nina
Cosendai.

Humorous Committee—C, Landskroener, Waldo Losch, Louis Goecker,

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Arthur Symons, Gertrude Grandy, Selma Bandemer, Ruth Robertson.
Artists—Laurence Purdy, Helen Frueh, Ione Hubert, Ella Parth, Harold.
Polson, Cecile Burroughs.

Jan. 16—Bay City came up to pay us a visit in her same old character-
istic way, but the "look who's here" bunch had their fond hopes nipped in the
bud, McCorkle and Baumgarten doing the lion's share of the nipping for S. H.
5. Score, Saginaw 24, Bay City 17.

Jan. 19— Senior class decides to give а party and a play, but failed to
elect a valedictorian.

Jan. 20—Juniors finally decide to hold their “Hop” in the Auditorium
banquet hall, Saturday, January 31.

Jan. 21—In chapel, Mr. Warner gave notice of the dire results to be ex-
pected by all those who failed to be present at exams.

Jan. 22—" Aurora" staff decide to dedicate their publication to the mem-
ory of the late Melville D. Brooks,

Football sweaters arrive. It is certainly distressing that these emblems
of honor should so affect the minds of their proud owners that even the
scholarly Senior class president flunked most of his recitations because he
was constantly worrying for fear she wouldn't be able to see his “5” from
where she sat.

Jan. 23—With Brute Hackstadt in the chair and “Hot Air" Cummings
in the assembly, the Lyceum meeting this morning resembled very closely a
farcical comedy. There is little need of Lyceum members wasting ten cetns
at the Jeffers under such conditions.

Saginaw swept another contender for Valley honors out of her path,
Arthur Hill going down to her annual defeat, 42 to 40.

Jan. 26—Greatest cyclone in history hit Saginaw High in form of mid-
уеаг exams.

Brother Brooks takes advantage of the principal's timely warning that a
cut finger is not sufficient to excuse one from exams. and proceeds to show
up with his arm bandaged up and the statement that his wrist is broken.

Student Lantern out. Many favorable comments on its neat appearance.

Jan. 30—Plans were launched for the commemoration of the 25th anni-
versary of the Lyceum, which comes April 17, 1914. It will probably takc
the form of a banquet, the committee being Frank Gorman, chairman, Wil-

liam French, and Arthur Koehler.
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American Literary Society gave a very pretty party in the gym, followed
by a spread in the dining room.

Saginaw's basketeers kept up their winning streak by taking a very close
and exciting game from Lansing High, 21 to 19.

Тап. 31—In spite of the fact that everyone, even the weatherman, seemed
determined that the Juniors should not give their class party, the annual “J”
Hop was one of the big successes of the social season. The banquet hall was
artistically decorated with the class colors and they also used the class pin.
Refreshments were served during intermission,

Feb. 2—For four straight weeks now, "little Arthur" has been sporting
a different tie every day, representing every hue and fashion imaginable.
At times he even changes at noon. They say that some people are born
lucky, while others acquire luck, but, inasmuch as Christmas came but four
weeks ago, we are inclined to think that Arthur’s has been thrust upon him.

Feb. 4—In chapel today, we were given a real treat in the way of selec-
tions by the Amphion Club, while Mr. Warner pleaded with us not to make
gum refineries out of our mouths. But if our esteemed principal thinks that
he is going to put the chicle companies out of business by telling the girls
there are bugs in chewing gum, he is sadly mistaken. We hear that the girls
have decided to refine the gum themselves that they may have refined gum
to chew.

Feb. 6—Saginaw’s state championship aspirations received a severe jolt
from Grand Rapids Central, 50 to 22.

Feb. 9—Seniors again decide to give a strictly class party. Also they

elected Paul Geisler valedictorian.
W. М. SCHERPING.

Show Arthur Hill your school spirit
Friday night.
Be at that game.

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Valley Standing.

Won. Lost. Pct.
Saginaw ео 2 0 1.000
Вау City astern. е | 1 .500
Ent ESI и 1 1 .500
Arthurs Eile Жы нея 1 2 333
Вау GIy WESTE ieee r ays 0) 1 000

Scores.
Saginaw, 24; Bay City Eastern, 1:
Saginaw, 42; Arthur Hill, 40
Bay City Eastern, 29; Arthur Hill, 26
Flint, 81; Bay City Western, 25
Arthur Hill, 47; Flint, 15.

Saginaw, 24; Bay City Eastern, 17.

On Jan. 16, Bay City's basketeers came down, confident of victory, and
carried away their annual defeat. The game was close and exciting through-
out, with the usual amount of roughness of an early season game. Saginaw
could shoot baskets, but not fouls; Day City missed most of her shots at
baskets, but made the fouls count. Saginaw's winning margin can thus be
attributed to the fact that baskets count two points each, whereas fouls only
count one,

McCorkle and Rice, though both new men, played with all the confidence
of veterans. McCorkle was the bright light of the game and showed that he
is a real comer. The work of our guards was nothing short of phenomenal,
as is shown by the number of baskets Bay City's veteran forwards threw—
none. Bay City only made three baskets the entire game, two by the center
and one by a guard.

The two teams were right together the first half, Saginaw leading, 9 to 8
at the halfway mark. They stayed together till the last ten minutes of the
second half, when Saginaw scored four baskets in a row and was never headed.

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The score:

Saginaw— —Bay City Eastern
MCCUE ets atone o de eae пу Р о Steggall
ея ОА (C) Gallagher
bo e SICUT HR cc GO ooh. rom m Ruterbush
Runohey С а) de E (soe Ee aS RET. Ad Davis
Беша ате оа С л БА ced Zingg

Summary: Score first half, Saginaw 9, Day City 8; final score, Saginaw
*4, Bay City 17. Baskets: McCorkle 4, Rice 3, Runchey 2, Winkler 2, Ruter-
bush 2, Zingg. Fouls: Rice, 1 in 3: McCorkle, 0 in 4; Runchey, 0 in 8; Galla-
gher, 11 in 21. Awarded: Saginaw 1. Referee: Bleamaster of Alma. Time
of halves: 20 minutes.

Saginaw, 42; Arthur Hill, 40.

Lack of familiarity with the floor, the slipperiness of said floor—the Teu-
tonia dance hall—and the looseness of the baskets almost cost Saginaw the
Arthur Hill game. Аз it was, we barely won, 42 to 40. The floor was so
slippery that it was almost impossible to stop or get started when necessary.
This proved a great handicap to Saginaw, while it was exactly to the liking
of the Arthur Hillites, who were used to it.

Arthur Hill scored twelve points before Saginaw got started. Once
started, however, they came fast and were only five points behind the first
half. These five were made up early in the second half and the two teams
fought along to the end of the game on almost even terms. In fact, each
thought they had won. The deciding factor of this game was the deadly ac
сигасу of Captain Jack Runchey in foul shooting at the very end of the game.
At this stage of the game, when every point counted so much, he made every
chance count and thus saved the game for Saginaw. Runchey, Rice and
McCorkle were the point getters for Saginaw, Runch making 18, Rice 12 and
Jerry 10. The loss of Wallis was greatly felt in this game. With Dike in the
line-up the score would never have been close.

The score:

Saginaw— —Arthur Hill
WiGGorklem И Ке В (C) Ahrens
Басе ата о ah EE mee FO. ТЕН И Zuver
ума өтеле PR mare me MESS (S Ar ey hA Dv th MIS e RM OE Raymond
RHET) У Coe PAM ые сее Ippel
Baimgarten i t i nee Go role ME е Mason

Summary: Score, first half, Arthur Hill, 21: Saginaw, 16; final score.
Saginaw, 42; Arthur Hill, 40. Baskets: Rice 6, McCorkle 5, Runchey 5, Zu-
ver 8, Ahrens 6, Ippel 2, Raymond. Fouls: Runchey, 8 in 14; Ippel, 6 in 13.
Awarded: Saginaw 2. Referee: Schoen, Saginaw. Umpire: Gorman, Sagi-
naw. Time of halves: 20 minutes.

Saginaw, 21; Lansing, 19.

In the roughest and most closely contested game of the season, Saginaw

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won from Lansing's quintet by two points, 21 to 19. Lansing's team con-
sisted of four six-footers and one midget, their captain, Palmer, and let mc
say right here that he is one of the classiest basketeers ever seen on the Sagi-
naw court.

Like the Arthur Hill game, the outcome was the result of fouls, but this
time it was McCorkle in the hero role. In the last five minutes of play Jerry
caged four fouls out of four attempts, virtually saving the day. Previous to
this, Captain Runchey had made only four out of 18. McCorkle also led on
baskets, having three to his credit. Captain Palmer was Lansing's star, mak-
ing eleven of their nineteen points.

'The score:

Saginaw— —Lansing
IMIGGOrkle м dt uento e eros qu MC EO о EE Ue Hughes
a iani ec OTE gre dd CE NE Clark
Winkler ce о. Co ocu a MEA e ces Sweeney
Reunehey AOI en LEE aer ce Ce Re A Ie, с (C) Palmer
bauigantene еи Er M e E Hesse

Summary: Score, first half, Saginaw 14; Lansing 12; final score, Saginaw
21, Lansing 19. Baskets: McCorkle 3, Rice 2, Baumgarten, Clark 3, Palmer
2, Hughes. Fouls: McCorkle, 4 in 4; Runchey, 4 in 18; Palmer, 7 in 11.
Awarded: Saginaw 1. Referee: Gorman, Saginaw. Time of halves: 20
minutes.

Saginaw, 22; Grand Rapids Central, 50.

Playing on a strange floor, and sadly crippled by ineligibility, Saginaw's
basketeers proved no match for Grand Rapids Central’s state championship
team, and went down to defeat by 50 to 32. The first half was comparatively

close, ending 17 to 8. But in the second half our defense went to pieces апа”

Central scored almost at will. Drummond and Coffee shared the scoring
honors, each having eight baskets to his credit.

The score:

Saginaw— —Grand Rapids
MicGorkle С са ДЕ Вк аще (C) Dayton, Cook
лсе иса E d ME ОВК OIE ps MUT aet Drummond
Winkler, Wallis (Є)... (База er CBE E ТЫҒЫН Coffee
Walis: Behse 522722500222. Ср но SE E OE Apted
Baum рае Ta E ENTE A Winslow
The summary: Score first half, G. R. C. 17, Saginaw 8; final score, G. В.

C. 50, Saginaw 22. Baskets: Rice 3, E 2, Baumgarten, Behse, Coffee

8, Drummond 8, Dayton 4, Winslow, Cook. Fouls: McCorkle, 5 in 11; Day-

)

ton, 4 in 11; Winslow, 2 in ?. Awarded: Saginaw 3. Referee: Dean, Jack-

son. Time of halves: 20 minutes.

E. H. MEIBEYER
МГ. Е. WHATLEY.

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МАКЕҢ

About seventy-five couples defied the inauspicious deities in order to at-
tend the Junior Hop, which was held on the 31st of January, in the Auditor-
ium The audience was perceptibly impaired by the worst snowstorm of the
season, but this perhaps made the affair the more enjoyable to those who
braved the elements.

The exquisite decorations presented a springlike scene, quite in contrast
with the weather. The hall was transformed into a "leafy bower" by stream-
ers of green and white hanging from the ceiling. A white lattice fence,
heavily banked with palms, shut off the orchestra, and potted hyacinths here
and there carried out the color scheme. Att one end of the hall a shield in
green and white lights bore the class numerals; the programs were also dec-
orated with small green and gold shields. Delicious punch was served
throughout the evening, and during intermission ice cream and cake. The
beautiful setting of the scene, the excellent music, and the fact that the floor
was not crowded, united to make this one of the most charming parties of
the year. It was unfortunate that the weather conditions caused its finan-
cial setback, but the school will be anxious to see what further entertainment
this ingenious class will offer. They have a reputation to live up to and we
are sure they can do it.

President Kurt Oppermann was in general charge of affairs, and his un-
tiring effirts were in the main responsible for the social success of the party,
which certainly deserved as great financial success. The chairmen of the
various committees were as follows: Decorations, Wm, Wickes; refreshments.
Lizzette McCormick; floor, Jessie Witherell; printing, Watts Humphrey ;
tickets and invitations, Bernice Stranahan; music, Don McGee. The patron-
esses were Mrs. W. W. Warner, Miss Pell, Mrs. E. C. Ewen, Mrs. W. S.
Humphrey, Mrs. E. McCormick, Mrs. G. Е. Oppermann, Mrs. Wm. Polson,
Mrs. R. W. Roberts, Mrs. Wm. Wickes, and Mrs. J. T. Wylie.

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A paper with plenty of good stories and

The Review, Galveston, Texas
fine jokes. Why not liven up with a few cuts?

The Record, Louisville, Ky.— The same fine paper with excellent stories
and a fine exchange write up.

The Critic, Hackensack, №. J.—A well balanced paper, but where is your
joke column?

The Helios, Grand Rapids, Mich.—More than two pages ought to be de-

voted to athletics when you have such a promising basketball team.

The Bugle, Monroe, Mich.—We can find nothing that is lacking in your
short, but well-edited monthly.
The Radnorite, Wayne, Pa.—A table of contents would improve your

otherwise fine magazine.

The Blue and Gold, Cadillac, Mich.—A neat publication with well-written

stories.

The Pennant, Flint, Mich.— Your paper contains just news. Why пої
charge a little more for it and add some stories and poems, and a few original

jokes would not detract from it.
We also acknowledge the receipt of the following:
. The Vindex, Elmira, N. Y.
The Pennant, Meriden, Conn.
The Herald, Springfield, Ohio.
The Bulletin, Mt. Pleasant, Mich.
The College Index, Kalamazoo, Mich.
The Thistle, Toledo, Ohio.
The Orange and Black, Benton Harbor, Mich.

The E. L. H. S. Oracle, Auburn, Ме.

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The
The
The
The
The
The
The Sphinx, Centralia, Ш.

The Trapeze, Chicago, Ill.

The Joy Ride.

Here’s to the auto that takes us out,

With a honk and a whoop and a
whizz and a shout;

Here’s to the auto that whirls us on,

Till we can’t remember how far
we've gone,

And a bolt come loose,

And raises the deuce,

Or a tire blows up

When we hit a pup,

Or the fitful spark

‘Grows cold and dark,

Or we break the springs,

And some other things

That are there to twist and break
and crack,

''hen—

Here's to the horse that pulls us
back.

McCorkle — “Did you hear the
arithmetic?" '

Humphrey — *No, I heard that
juckshot."

<
3atchelor—‘I once wooed a lass."
Married Man — “I, too, once
wooed, alas!"

Key, Battle Creek, Mich.
Said and Done, Muskegon, Mich.
Senior, Westerly, R. I.

Advocate, Lincoln, Neb.

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School Buzz, Hutchinson, Kan.

Interlude, South Bend, Ind.

Booster, Indianapolis, Ind.

FRANK A. GORMAN.

Jack К.--“Неу, Steve, come here а
minute.”
Winkler—"Nothin' doin, Jack, I
haven't got a cent."
<
Miss B.—“Has апу young man іп
the class а match?”
Sarah B.—"Here's one."
=
“I just got a check from home.”
“Money aplenty now, I suppose.”
“Oh, no; I just got orders to
spend less.”

=
Hotelkeeper—"It's half-past nine,

sir."
Lodger — “Good heavens!
didn’t you tell me before?”
Hotelkeeper—“Because it wasn’t,
sir.

why

<<
Мг. а. — “Mr.
coal?"

Kirby—"Six dollars a ton."

Kirby, what is

=
Tell a man there are 372,095,163,-
535 stars and he will believe you:
but if a sign says "fresh paint," he
has to make a personal investiga-
tion.

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It Pays to Have Educated Parents

"Pa," asked Willie Jones, as he
was studying his history lesson,
“who was Helen of Troy?"

"Ask your ma," said Mr. Jones,
who was not up in classie lore.

“Helen of Troy," said Mrs. Jones,
"was a girl who used to live with
us. She came from Troy, №. Y.
and was the best girl 1 ever had."

There was a pause for a few min-
utes and then Willie came to an-
other epoch in history. "Ma, who
was Mark Anthony?"

"An old colored man who lived
with my pa. What does it say about
him there?"

“It says his wife's name was
Cleopatra."

"The very same! Old Cleo used
to wash for us. It’s strange how
they came to be in that book."

Soon Willie found another ques-
tion to ask. "Say, ma, who was Ju-
lius Caesar?"

*Oh, he was one of the pagans of
history."

"But what made him famous?"

persisted Willie.

said Mrs. Jones.

“Everything,”

“Не was the one who said, ‘Eat.
thou brute,’ when his horse wouldn't
take its oats.”

"But, |

2”

асе:

say, ma, who was Ног-

"Your pa will tell you about him.
| am tired."

Then she listened with pride
while Mr. Jones informed his son
that Horace was the author of “Tin
Trumpet," and a rare work on farm-
ing, and that he was the people's
choice for President, and only com-
posed Latin verses to pass the time

and amuse himself.

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Stanick — “ГИ match anybody
here."
Raymond — "Let me take a

match."

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First Girl — ^Why doesnt that

. Packard boy get his hair cut?"

Girl Friend—"Any ‘barber would
charge a dollar to cut his wool and

you see he lost his job at Schott's."
et
Scherping—‘Well, ГИ be hanged.”
Whatley—" Why?"

Scherping—"T'm suspended."

Steve —"] had an awful night-
mare last night."
Schmelzer—‘What was it?"
Steve—"I dreamed that I passed
in all my studies."
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Granville—"Hey, Dull, want to
see some excitement?"
Dull—"Sure."
Granville—"Then go watch some
graphite."
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One оп the Physical Trainer.
Mr. D (to class)—"It's all right
to exercise, but if you exercise too
hard you will become a physical

wretch,”

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T

Team Work Tabooed.
Griffin and Fried at blackboard in
Physiography X, side by each.
Mr. T.— “No team work there,
boys.”
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Miss H. (in History X)—"Mr.
Schmelzer, what position has Lon-
don?”
Schmelzer—"Er — er — Һе had a
good position, b-but he lost it."
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Flees in Father's Pants.

А prominent Day City girl eloped
with one of her father's suits on.
Next morning the paper came out
with the following headlines: “Flees
in Father's Pants."

e

К. C. D.—"Oh, sir, catch that
man. He wanted to kiss me."
О. №. — “Thats all right.

STUDENT LANTERN

There'll be another along in a min-
ute."
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Hanaford-—'Say, Bummy, why is
a man like a teakettle?"

Baumgarten—“Why? 1 give it
up."

Hanaford — "Because they are
both liable to sing when full."

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Another Daffydill Dip Out.
We are in receipt of the follow-
ing, which proves that the conta-
gious malady, daffydills, has not yet
been entirely exterminated.
“If a knife cut Brass, would it get
Dull?”
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Not Today.
Mary had a little lamb,
Observe the tense, we pray,
For with the prices that prevail,
It couldn't be today.
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Miss B. (in Algebra Х)-“СІН-
ford, will you please lower the win-
dow ?"
Kip—"Yes'm, which way, up or
down ?"
" те
Catterfeld at high class restau-

rant was given some lettuce, soup
He ate the lettuce
and soup, but balked at the lobster,

and a lobster.

which he eyed for a long time. Fi-
nally, calling the manager, with a
snort of disgust, he said, “I’ve eaten

your bouquet and drank your dish-
water, but ГИ be darned if ГІЇ eat
your bugs."

STUDENT LANTERN

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RECEIPT DISBURSEMENTS.
WOOL ее нк $124:00 |) Musie № А В. $ 13.50
Jack Mershon. ..... 100 | Rent, Auditorium Banquet Hall.. 12.50
Check room 50% of receipts... 3.60 W. J. McCron, printing......... 7.50
Student sales per Harold Polson 85.00 GENS OL M Ner E ME e ae 5.00
Donation per W. W. W......... 5.00 —
Total expenditures .......... $ 38.50
Balance, gain 80.10
Motal to account Tor ea D $118.60 Total . . $118.60
Paid "S" men, season 1913, fourteen players @ $5.72............. $80.08
Balance carried.to Foot Ball Hop Fund ........................ .02
Е EIU D ETE ODORE $80.10
: Financial Statement of Athletic. Association, February 9, 1914.
RECEIPTS. DISBURSEMENTS.
Balance forward ................ $164.54 Student Lantern Fund, temporary
Temporary loan, J. W. Mitchell, loan since ME $100.00
Trustee Fund .... ... 103.40 Referee Вау City Eastern game. 7.65
Arthur Hill Athletic ‘Association, Bay City Eastern manager...... 3.20
Walley, GUD 2.00 Fred Medart Mfg. Co., St. Louis,
E. Truckner, Bay City Eastern Мо; lockers е 103.40
Same ое Оо е 20.00 Alex Strachan, services 3 games. 4.50
H. S. Doolittle, Bay City Eastern John Wall, services 3 games.... 3.00
gamer ene SEEDS 21.70 F. Dreier, Lansing game........ 35.00
Е. Truckner, Lansing game..... 9.75 Car fare, preliminary game...... то
Н. M. Jacklin, Lansing game.... 10.85 M. Gorman, referee 2. games. .... 5.00
F. Dreier, refund Grand Rapids : Е. Dreier, Grand Rapids trip.... 22.56
trip Meets ee er ОАА Й
Total expenditures ........... $$285.01
Balance in bancs. S e 56.67
Total to account for. . $341.68 "Total! ЕСЕ $341. 68
` Financial Statement of Student Lantern, February 9, 1914.
RECEIPTS. DISBURSEMENTS.
Balance forward ...... ! .. $210.88 L. N. Merrill, photo work....... $ 0.50
Circulation since last report.. Nace 41.35 Seemann & Peters, Dec. issue.... 12.95
Advertising since last report.. 36.99 Seemann & Peters, Jan. issue.... 20.10
Seeman & Peters, invoice for Nov. W. J. McCron, Jan. issue........ 82.50
entered twice 14.15 Postage, exch'ge and postage due 17
Total expenditures ............ $116.22
Balance in Ба as 187.75
Total to account for...........$303.97 Me Gta DUAE SCIENS rus $303.97
Circulation Manager's Report, Student Lantern, January Issue.
Due Nov. and Dec. credits...... 2.30 No. copies printed ..600
- No. cash sales.......... 197 $19.70
_ Total to account for............ $45.20 No. credit sales......... 924 22.40
Cash sales received......$19.70 No. Library sales....... 8 . 80
Credit sales received..... 20.70 No. Ad. comps......... 50
library sales received.... .80 No. Exchanges 1 75
Nov. & Dec. credits rec'd. 2.30 No. Сомов, xe 46
Total received ......... $43.50 оао № 600 600 $42.90
Due, Jan. credits........ 1.70 Signed,
H. P. GEISLER,
Total accounted for...$45.20 $45.20 Circulation Manager.

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DISTRIBUTORS

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Bell Phone 1257 Cor. Water and Tuscola Sts.

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118 NORTH JEFFERSON AVE.

Pictures, Statuary and Casts

for Decorative and Educational Purposes.

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ARE HAND-TAILORED.
WORLD'S YOU can buy them at the same prices

you pay for machine made.

Largest Manufacturers of $20 to $5 0

a Woolens, Fit, Style and Workmanship
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peii» II0Í1u— —

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735 HOYT AVENUE

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THE FLOUR OF THE HOUR

254 SHERIDAN AVENUE FROM MILL DIRECT
To consumer. at Wholesale Price
Bell Phone 745 a”

Feed, Grain, Hay, Poultry Feeds and
Modern Poultry Equipment

BOB WHITE POULTRY FEED
р (Best on Earth)

CALLAM MILLS

Phones 147 211 No. Franklin St.

STUDENT :: LANTERN

me J. W. IPPEL <
Dry Goods and Ready-to-Wear Goods

Merrill Agent for West
Building Ladies’ Home Journal Patterns Side

WHEN IN NEED OF

Printing, Binding, Engraving, Electrotyping,

Stationery or Office Supplies: —
"Phone

442

On Either "Phone
We give telephone orders our most prompt attention, and
we use just as much discretion and care in filling them as
if you were in our establishment and selecting the articles

in person.
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Seemann & Peters

INCORPORATED

Corner Tuscola and Franklin Streets

Charles FE. White
PHOTOGRAPHER

“Everything in Photography”

305 Genesee Ave. SAGINAW, MICH.

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WM. POLSON & СО.

MANUFACTURERS OF

Sash, Doors, Frames, Turned Work,

Interior Finish.

SAGINAW, - MICH.

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Williams Bros.
William Bandemer Candy Co.

WILLIAMS BROS. & CO, - - Proprietors

Manufacturers of‏ ٹپ ڪڪ
Meats Fine Confections‏
ICE CREAM AND‏
LUNCHES‏

412 Genesee Ave. SAGINAW, MICH.
Valley Phone 1494.

803 Hoyt Avenue Bell Phone 481

BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

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WALTER L. CREGO
DENTIST

ROOMS SAGINAW,
7 AND 8 MASON BUILDING MICH.

WEADOCK and WEADOCK
Attorneys At Law

BEARINGER BLDG.

H. & W. HEIM

PHARMACISTS AND ANALYTICAL
CHEMISTS

COR. JANES AVE. AND THIRD ST.

DR. C. J. PHELPS
DENTIST

410 BEARINGER BUILDING

HENRY E. NAEGELY
FRANK A. PICARD
Attorneys At Law

BEARINGER BLDG.

BROOKS and COOK
Attorneys At Law

MASON BUILDING

HERBERT A. OTTO EARL DAVIS

OTTO & DAVIS
ATTORNEYS

414-415 BEARINGER BLDG. SAGINAW, MICH,

DR. T. E. HOWSON
DENTIST

205 WIECHMANN BUILDING

C. J. FANCHER

BARBER

733 Hoyt Avenue

Altscheffel & Stork, Barbers

107 N. Jefferson Ave.

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FOOT BALL SUPPLIES

We Make a Specialty of

Spalding Sweaters and Jerseys

W. J. McCRON,

SHOW PRINTING A SPECIALTY.
212-214-216 N. Franklin St. Saginaw, Michigan.

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